Toys Of The Future 1
It wasn't attractive and It wasn't the price. It was what was written on top of the packaging. "Modern and Elegant In Fashion". What the hell was that? Who would even care for the elegant fashion of a toy who looks like that? and the soldier also looks kinda OOP (Out of proportion). Good thing they wrote : "Made in China" on the side, so that people might know what happened. :>
Next, I saw this toy gun, which looked like my childhood toy, only lousier quality and very 'Engrish' tagline : "Space soldiers' arms can strike a light, start shooting and shoot". I began to wonder where the space soldiers are. I couldn't find it. I wanted to know what the hell they meant by arms can strike and start shooting and shoot. I failed and noticed that it was a toy gun and not a space soldier toy.
Hell, these people makes me confused. Then, I saw this innocent looking baseball bat with these balls. It wrote: One Baseball Bat, One Baseball. Which I couldn't help but noticed that there were actually two balls. Hmm.. why did they write one ball when they actually have two balls? Its like you are embarrased to tell people that you have two balls. Wierdoes. 
This Power Ranger wannabe robot. With the following text:
I have no comments on this. This wannabe robot is so called the "hero of the forest".. which i personally feel that they wanted to say "hero of the forrest".







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